i knew letting my students learn ‘monsieur mouse’ on the piano and singing enthusiastically about the (french) mouse who liked to throw parties for all his friends was a bad idea.
i knew asking them to pretend a baby hamster was residing in the cupped shape of their hand on the piano would have its repercussions one day.
because last month a mouse (a rat rather!) decided to take up residence in my piano room. i have to credit my little terror of a student (who is my most loud and hyper student) for discovering it. as he flipped the piano lid down to close it after his lesson i saw a decidedly rodent-like face staring back at me from the piano.
i didn’t really have time to react but i did wonder if i really saw a rat looking back at me. i had no idea how long it had been hiding there and all that time i was teaching a few feet away from it! *shudder
what would you do in such a situation? well, the ever calm miss wong showed her student out the door. (strangely, he did not see it at all!) after the student left i did what every self-respecting adult would do in such a situation.
“Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
the only person in my family who would normally be ‘delegated’ such an unpleasant job as catching a rodent is my Dad, but he was visiting my grandparents on that day.
when my mum called him to ask his advice, he was more than smug that we were so helpless without him in the house. hmmmmph!
after a short brainstorming session my mum and i decided to send in Plan B.
Enter: Cory the Hero neighbour’s cat

cats are supposed to like catching mice, right? after locating him asleep in the car park and bringing a sleepy cat into the house, we gingerly opened the door and flung him in the music room. (Cory is often left outside his unit, so we didn’t really bother to ask my neighbour’s permission to use his cat as a rat killing machine) Cory, being completely clueless began meowing plaintively to be let out. Okay, we realised he didn’t know that there was a yummy afternoon snack on the piano. so we decided to put him on the piano so that he would see it. he jumped off even before we managed to close the door.
“MEEOOOOOOOWWWWW”
(which translates: get me out of here! what the heck is going on!)
fine, we decided he needed more time. after one hour of leaving the stupid blind cat in the room he still had not caught the rat. we flung him back outside in disgust. we needed Plan C: buy a rat trap.
i’ve come to really like pasaraya taman tun since that day because they stock up on cage traps. not the horribly messy ones in the tom and jerry cartoons that squashes the poor rat with sharp metal teeth you know. (ok, fine i was thinking of the carpet more than the rat)
we baited it with some squid (mum claims it’s very effective) and left it in the room overnight.
it worked!
now what? we still had the problem of getting rid of the rat. if you don’t already know i’m absolutely useless at killing things (expect mosquitoes probably) and can’t bear to even hit a cockroach. sigh. so in the end my dad, who was by now elevated to hero status by the helpless females in the house, did the job. he actually freed it (somewhere far away) seeing that it was still a juvenile.
this is where the third part of the title of this post comes in. if i ever marry it will be to someone who can take care of icky pests (besides doing the dishes and his own ironing.. yes i insist on my idealised version of reality, haha)
my Dad had to have the last word. he suggested marrying the Rentokil boss. errrrmmmm.






